I think that is a tad unfair, Cmeptb.You (with some others) are just dull pedants voided any sense of humour.
You lied. You were rumbled. You blustered.
The rest of your post is not relevant to this thread. Start a new one. You will be surprised how little info. you get.
I suppose if I am a pedant, then you are Wormtongue, my friend.