Russell Brand engaged to Katy Perry

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by rimsey84, Jan 6, 2010.

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  1. What the Fcuk!!?? Do attractive women really only go for long haired beardy types who's only talent is to unite one and all with the urge to smash them in the face with a fryingpan?

    This planet is in sh|t state! Women, GET a GRIP!!

    BBC report - Brand and Perry Suicide pact

    I thank you all, I now feel better, never bottle up anger or irritation.
  2. in_the_cheapseats

    in_the_cheapseats LE Moderator

    I give it 6 months max......
  3. Hell she must have extremely low standards, even I might be in with a shot.
  4. When will the phone call to her grandfather happen :)
  5. Ha ha ha, nice one jb.

    Maybe he'll write some lyrics for Perry with his next insults therein.
  6. Well we definatly know she's kissed a girl now 8)

    I'll see myself out.
  7. Who the hell cares?

  8. Seconded. Pair of nobodies.
  9. I'd fcuk him, then again that aint saying much.
  10. It will at least stop them fu(king up two descent peoples lives :)
  11. Im not a fan of Brand, but fair play, hes squared away more than his fair share of quim.
  12. i quite like his book and everything....does that make me a massive hermer?!
  13. Yes I would say so.
  14. tell the missus the good news then!
  15. Publicity for flagging careers from a pair of cupid stunts