Rushc Hour W@nker

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Rocketeer, Aug 21, 2008.

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    no one saw him w#nking furiously to get to the ' point of no return ' before targeting his victim?..had to have been a bit of shuffling before unloading on the commuters..

    might be the makings of an ARRSE game in this, though...ranking according to number of hits per hour, location of hit on victim, density of crowd to be negotiated..

    Olympic type judging? Speed vs Technique?

  2. Must be a lot of suspects fella, most Canadians are wankers
  3. Preatorian on his Holidays by any chance?
  4. "They're not violent assaults. ... There's no physical contact, or grabbing, per se," said Toronto Police Detective Jamie McCormack.

    "It's contacts of fluids on clothing. He's using the chaos of rush hour as cover. The victims end up feeling dirty from the whole situation."

    The suspect is described as clean-shaven, 35 to 45 years of age with a medium build, brown skin, black wavy hair and a round face.

    An enhanced security camera image of the man is available on the Toronto Police website.

  5. Perfect for the Olympic synchronized wanking team ...


    But really, not a laughing matter, sexual assault.


  6. Just about sums it up.