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Running machine

#1
£500 to chick at a new or second hand running machine.

Ideally to have a gradient facility and not be made out of dog dirt that will fall apart the moment I leap on it with my dancing heels on.

I've had a quick look but am skull fcuked and clueless.

Ta
 
#3
Porridge_gun said:
£500 to chick at a new or second hand running machine.

Ideally to have a gradient facility and not be made out of dog dirt that will fall apart the moment I leap on it with my dancing heels on.

I've had a quick look but am skull fcuked and clueless.

Ta
What's wrong with the streets or the park? Afraid that people will laugh at you because you run like you've got a slack handfull of ball bearings up your arrse? :D
 
#4
Running machines are for fat women and TA recruits.

Get pounding the streets, ready to dish out right hooks to all civilian scummers that dare to give you lip.
 
#5
Sadly not possible.

Can only fit fizz in between 6-7 in morning and similar time at night, doris away for 6-8 weeks so need a machine.

So any advice other than the v helpful above you *****? :D
 
#6
Porridge_gun said:
Sadly not possible.

Can only fit fizz in between 6-7 in morning and similar time at night, doris away for 6-8 weeks so need a machine.

So any advice other than the v helpful above you *? :D
I have it on good authority that you run with your hands held at shoulder height, with limp wrists.
 
#7
Yes, and thats how I'll run on a running machine if a grown up can offer me some guidance.

I may run in a limp wristed manner, you. however back onto the angry vessel quicker than Linford out of the starting blocks.
 
#8
Porridge_gun said:
Sadly not possible.

Can only fit fizz in between 6-7 in morning and similar time at night, doris away for 6-8 weeks so need a machine.

So any advice other than the v helpful above you *? :D
Why do you need a running machine ,If that picture is of you in the Avatar you look really fit already .
 
#10
Bit above your range, but good specs Orbus

I purchased a elliptical machine of them recently, a bolt was threaded, so they sent me a whole new machine, and even left me the old one to do with what I please, and it is fixable.

Their ebay feedback is excellent, not one bad, and only 1 neutural rep. HERE
 

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