Run out of bogroll

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by msr, Aug 7, 2006.

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  1. msr

    msr LE

    What did you use?

  2. That used to happen all the time when I was a student.
    I used to just strip off and jump in the shower.
  3. Had a old election leaflet with Tony's face on.. Was a bit chaffing but well worth it.
  4. Left sock ......... use the right one to w@nk into.
  5. Left hand and then lick it off
  6. 3/4 of a cigarette paper, wrapped "skirt fashion" around a finger.

    Use protected finger to remove sticky bits and polish ring gear.

    Use remaining 1/4 of cigarette paper, folded into a small triangle, to clean under nail of dirty finger.

  7. Grass.
  8. The waist ties in a pair of CS95 trousers. It looks like string but if you open it out it goes to nearly two inches wide.
    Just run it back and forth across yer ballon knot and you have a nice clean hoop!
    Easy init.
  9. Cheese grater.
  10. spike7451

    spike7451 RIP

    Use a packet of KFC handy wipes once! Tell you what,it bloody stung!!(Must've been the aclahol in it!)
  11. small kitten
  12. Shuffle into corior grab part one's and srunch paper to soften, job done!
  13. the wife's nickers.
  14. In me third year at uni we got by on a yellow pages all year. Was fun to curl one out then randomly open the 'pages to see which industry i'd be sh!ttin on that day!