run, hide, fight - office shooter advice video

Discussion in 'The Intelligence Cell' started by bullet_catcher, Jul 28, 2012.

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  1. Apologies if this has already appeared, I did a search -

    Ameican Homeland Security have funded a video about what to do if an office shooter starts blasting your colleagues away.

    link here DHS-funded video gives tips to survive a shooter - FederalNewsRadio.com

    I quite enjoyed it. It lasts 5 minutes, so can be viewed in quiet moments during the Olympics.
     
  2. Personally, I'd stay still and pretend to be a ******* tree.
     
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  3. Coward.
     
  4. 1/ Given the level of obesity in the US I would employ Op MEAT SHIELD to enhance my survival outcome.

    2/ They can't be real cops turning up. They aren't wearing balaclavas with pistols strapped to every flat surface.
     
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  5. I don't have to out run the spree killer just my obese workmates.
     
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  6. I'd be making like a swastika whilst lobbing women behind me.
     
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  7. On here I think it's more possible that we would be the shooter rather than the shoot-ees.
     
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  8. And now that we've seen the video, they're fucked.
     
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  9. If everyone carried a gun, He'd be toast.
     
  10. If everyone carried a toaster, we could have egg and soldiers whenever we fancied.
     
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  11. Have you got red hair and a fondness for late night movies? ^^
     
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  12. Poptarts, Toasted Napalm, that'd stop them dead.
     
  13. It will take more than those four cops and some office wallah's to tackle Riddick the furyan, and stand by when he removes his shades and really gets going.
     
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    Just off to watch it. Hope they can take a joke at the cinema...
     
  15. This is the best way...
     
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