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Rumours?

old_fat_and_hairy

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#1
In view of the name of this site, lets have a few more rumours. The more scurrilous and slanderous the better.

For instance, I know of a maiden who posts on tis site, who is not the fair and sweet sexy gel she portrays, but a 26 stone ex bus driver with b.o and a penis of his own.
 
#2
Well i recieved this post from a gentleman(ahem) who portrays himself to be elderly and a bit of a ladies man...just shows people are not always what they seem..

From: mr xxxxxxx
To: scotlass
Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 10:32 am
Subject: Re: morning
I am not a poof! Honestly! It was just the couple of times. I was lonely. I didn't push back. And I was drunk. All 23 times!

_________________
 

old_fat_and_hairy

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#3
Seems a reasonable explanation to me!
 
#4
old_fat_and_hairy said:
In view of the name of this site, lets have a few more rumours. The more scurrilous and slanderous the better.

For instance, I know of a maiden who posts on tis site, who is not the fair and sweet sexy gel she portrays, but a 26 stone ex bus driver with b.o and a penis of his own.
That must have been a nasty shock. I hope you'd split the bill for dinner.
 

old_fat_and_hairy

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#5
bigeye said:
old_fat_and_hairy said:
In view of the name of this site, lets have a few more rumours. The more scurrilous and slanderous the better.

For instance, I know of a maiden who posts on tis site, who is not the fair and sweet sexy gel she portrays, but a 26 stone ex bus driver with b.o and a penis of his own.
That must have been a nasty shock. I hope you'd split the bill for dinner.
Wasn't just the bill that got split!
 
#6
old_fat_and_hairy said:
bigeye said:
old_fat_and_hairy said:
In view of the name of this site, lets have a few more rumours. The more scurrilous and slanderous the better.

For instance, I know of a maiden who posts on tis site, who is not the fair and sweet sexy gel she portrays, but a 26 stone ex bus driver with b.o and a penis of his own.
That must have been a nasty shock. I hope you'd split the bill for dinner.
Wasn't just the bill that got split!
Never mind. Hospitals can do wonder nowadays, so you won't be in for long.
 

TARE

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#7
A*R*R*S*E IS BEING TAKEN OVER BY SODEXHO.



be careful rumours spark ideas in commanders heads and before you know it they are true.
 
#10
Heres one for you....

JPA has been so succesful that the person who decided it should be adopted has been given a huge bonus, paid for with the interest accrued on money that hasnt been correctly paid.......
 
#11
old_fat_and_hairy said:
In view of the name of this site, lets have a few more rumours. The more scurrilous and slanderous the better.

For instance, I know of a maiden who posts on tis site, who is not the fair and sweet sexy gel she portrays, but a 26 stone ex bus driver with b.o and a penis of his own.
Eeek OFnh you had me worried there for a mo, I had to run off to the bog and check my bits (all woman still) then I remembered I'm not 26 stone, I have never driven a bus, and my pits don't pong! did you date this monstrosity? You must have got an awful fright when it turned up if you did! Hope you recovered quickly or this nurse will have to come and tend you for a bit, till your recovered like.
 

old_fat_and_hairy

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#12
flowers said:
OFnH has a ten incher ;-)
You promised you wouldn't say anything! You know I'm embarrassed about it.
 
#13
old_fat_and_hairy said:
In view of the name of this site, lets have a few more rumours. The more scurrilous and slanderous the better.

For instance, I know of a maiden who posts on tis site, who is not the fair and sweet sexy gel she portrays, but a 26 stone ex bus driver with b.o and a penis of his own.
That's all of us, isn't it?

And I heard that OFaH is actually a svelte Russian 16 year old called Maria.
 
#14
old_fat_and_hairy said:
flowers said:
OFnH has a ten incher ;-)
You promised you wouldn't say anything! You know I'm embarrassed about it.
So would anybody who hadn't graduated from 10 inch vinyls to CDs!
 

old_fat_and_hairy

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#15
justjane07 said:
old_fat_and_hairy said:
In view of the name of this site, lets have a few more rumours. The more scurrilous and slanderous the better.

For instance, I know of a maiden who posts on tis site, who is not the fair and sweet sexy gel she portrays, but a 26 stone ex bus driver with b.o and a penis of his own.
Eeek OFnh you had me worried there for a mo, I had to run off to the bog and check my bits (all woman still) then I remembered I'm not 26 stone, I have never driven a bus, and my pits don't pong! did you date this monstrosity? You must have got an awful fright when it turned up if you did! Hope you recovered quickly or this nurse will have to come and tend you for a bit, till your recovered like.

No! Nothing to do with me, and Gerald was not his name. Oh, bugger. I mean, I have no idea who he/she is. And we were not at a club snogging.,nor did I go back to his place in Highgate and I have never seen his security camera, so that can not possibly be me on there!
 
#16
All important question........ which end of Highgate was it? Archway end or the village proper?

I'd understand you bending over and taking it if it was part of a 'real-estate relationship' for a pied a terre in Highgate village :-D

BTW if anyone does have a lovely little chateaux in the village please PM me I am open to offers and engagements of extreme debauchery and depravity...
 

old_fat_and_hairy

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#17
flowers said:
All important question........ which end of Highgate was it? Archway end or the village proper?

I'd understand you bending over and taking it if it was part of a 'real-estate relationship' for a pied a terre in Highgate village :-D

BTW if anyone does have a lovely little chateaux in the village please PM me I am open to offers and engagements of extreme debauchery and depravity...
I have a bijou eco friendly and convenient small residence that I would be willing to negotiate terms for. It may involve a deal of depravity, not to mention soedid and disgusting behaviour.
 

old_fat_and_hairy

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#18
_Artemis_ said:
old_fat_and_hairy said:
In view of the name of this site, lets have a few more rumours. The more scurrilous and slanderous the better.

For instance, I know of a maiden who posts on tis site, who is not the fair and sweet sexy gel she portrays, but a 26 stone ex bus driver with b.o and a penis of his own.
That's all of us, isn't it?

And I heard that OFaH is actually a svelte Russian 16 year old called Maria.
Only on my website and only to discerning customers. You were happy with your frequent user discount, I hope?
 
#19
OFAH - many thanks for the offer. Does it matter that I don't have my own natural penis?
I do, however, keep a plastic battery operated version of one in the bedside drawer. Is this adequate?
 

old_fat_and_hairy

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#20
flowers said:
OFAH - many thanks for the offer. Does it matter that I don't have my own natural penis?
I do, however, keep a plastic battery operated version of one in the bedside drawer. Is this adequate?
More than adequate, and I do know it's a good one. It will do to replace mine.
 

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