Rumour / Truth

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by BigJobs, Mar 16, 2005.

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  1. Just heard a brilliant 'true' story, but need conformation on truth aspect.
    2 paras on stag during a live fire ex.
    A figure approaches the posistion
    'HALT' says one of them, but the figure keeps coming.
    'HALT!' repeats the para, but the figure keeps coming.
    Not knowing what else to do, the other puts a round in, and drops him.
    When they go to investigate, it turns out to be a grenadier guard.
    'Why the fawk didn't you stop when we said' they said while patching him up.

    wait for it

    'you called it on the wrong foot' came the reply

    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
    if there is a god, PLEASE let this be true.
  2. An old joke. A very old joke. Funny though. :D
  3. get your coat!
  4. Old as the oldest hills :lol:
  5. bollocks. knew it was too good to be true.
  6. That joke , is a resident in a nursing home in eastbourne , and recently recieved a telegram from the queen .... it said

    "one thinks you are a very old joke"

    funny though.....