Rum, Sodomy and the lash

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by vampireuk, Dec 4, 2009.

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  1. Probably heard this one before but here goes. :)

  2. I thought this was going to be an alternative Xmas crawl!!! :(
  3. There is a thread for "jokes" although this does not qualify for it.
  4. Clearly I would have been better off making a thread about somebody walting.

  5. Of course you should,because they are all very funny.
  6. Rum and the Lash are now not part of Naval tradition.That does not leave much!
  7. Oh the Golden Rivet rears it's polished head once more!
  8. Thoroughly good read that Vamp :)
    Only one thing though... There was no mention of a shed in there :(
  9. Sorry, I wasn't able to read it. I'm Scottish.
  10. I enjoyed it Lash and I phoned Carrots and read it out to him and he thought it was alright as long as the words "The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland expects every............." as there must have been Scottish sailors on board because many of the crew were illiterate. ;)

    I hope there are some spooling mistooks in there so that Carrots has something to berate me with. :D
  11. Best album The Pogues made though............