Rules for entry to UK

I don't want to sound racist or in any way politically motivated here but my contribution to another thread tonight made me stop and think.

If we, as tourists enter another country, we are expected for the duration of our stay, to abide by the law-of-the-land ie: certain arabic states = NO BOOZE etc and I thought I'd (potentially/hypothetically) turn the tide a bit.

If you had the power to help HM Customs and Excise to compile a list of between twenty and thirty rules that (long or short term) visitors were expected to abide by ..... What would the rules be?

These rules would be displayed at entry points to the UK and those reading them would have to make a choice. Either agree and COME-ON-IN or know where you stand, not like it, and F75k-off again.

For example -
Rule No' 1. Shops shut on Sunday and half-day on Wednesday

Off you go :)
- Remember where you come from and after your 'holiday' f%£^ off back there!
- Those who forget how long their 'holiday' is meant to last will be beheaded.
- Think about having sex with a british girl and your c0$k will get chopped off
finally - don't even think about adopting innocent little kittens as a ploy to stay and claim benefits while getting paid to wash cars you scum!


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Hand over £10,000 as a deposit to cover any possible medical treatment and the fare to return home. Any balance will be refunded once you reach your original point of departure.
#1 must not be a raghead

#2 must not be a raghead

#3 open to anyone* as long as you dont steal from the economy

#4 if you claim any sort of benefit for more than 1 month you get kicked out no questions asked

*bar ragheads
Can not approve of the term rag-head! Are we not all equal under the constant gaze of God, Allah and Jimmy Saville??

Just simply suggest some rules by which our "non-native" visitors may be expected to live by........ OR F&%K OFF HOME AGAIN :)
Think about having sex with a british girl and your c0$k will get chopped off
Whilst I admire your patriotism, it is quite amusing to see the satisfied smug face of a 17 year old white girl as she wanders around with her shiny trousered Turkish/Pakistani boyfriend, then to catch her again a year or two down the line, emaciated, punched to f*ck with an underfed toddler in tow....All white girls should at least, once in their life be f*cked in a white Mazda just off an industrial estate by an arab or two whilst their mates watch as they pass a joint round....Did my sisters pal the world of good