Rule 34 Challenge

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by dw192065, Apr 5, 2013.

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  1. Bored out me rocker and thought to myself, how accurate is "Rule 34", for the unintiaited; Rule 34 for the internet states that "If it exists, there is porn of it", so with that in mind, the game is simple; a person says something and the reply have to be porn of the post before it, for example:

    A donkey with tits

    Your standard google search doesn't bring back anything good so using a bit of lateral thinking you can come up with the following as an answer:


    in summary; An ass with a pair of tits

    You can use as much lateral thinking as you like but it must match the given challenge.

    Over to you; your first challenge: A cat with boobs.
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  2. Your mum.
  3. Next time you're bored, you might want to consider picking up a book, something like Dostoyevsky's War & Peace ( in hardback
    for preference ) then beat yourself over the head with it, until a loss of consciousness / life is reached...just a throwing out an idea, maybe it'll take root.
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  4. tried that, how you think i ended up like this? :dwarf:
  5. [​IMG]

    Now your turn:

    You wearing a fully functional fucking wood-chipper round your face you dull cunt.
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  6. Rule .303;


    Apply it to yourself.
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  7. Try harder, or ask for help. If your neighbours refuse to help, put an appeal up on here and you'll be overcome with assistance.

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  8. But not as funny as seeing you Wife/Girlfriend take a brillo pad fully up her clunge!
  9. I just googled that to see what would happen and one of the images was this:

    I don't think I'll bother eating anything for the rest of the day, just to be on the safe side.
  10. And pray which is the safe side of that?
  11. At a guess, over the other side of the horizon. Fuck me, you wouldn't want that beast giving you the glad eye...
  12. BiscuitsAB

    BiscuitsAB LE Moderator

    Especially since its a bloke in a fat suit!
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