I know this should be in the Joke section,but I thought it was worth sharing with a wider audience. I love rugby passionately.After a game, I usually find myself in the local. This particular afternoon, I was having a few quiet beers by myself, when the door opened and in walked the most stunning woman I've ever laid eyes on. 5'9', stunning blue eyes, silky blonde hair, an hourglass figure, barely covered by a tight skirt and a flimsy cotton top. I could see she was not wearing a bra and her incredibly firm breasts were on show. After watching her walk in, I turned back to my beer. No sooner had I taken a sip when I turned to see her pulling another bar stool up close to me and sitting down. She said, ' Hi ', and I said ' Hi' in return. She asked how I was and took my hand and placed it on her perfect inner thigh! 'So, does that make you feel good?' she asked. ...'I'll bet you feel good,' she continued. 'In fact, I'll bet you've never felt this good before.' 'Well, I have,' I corrected her. 'You see, when I was 19, I was picked to play for Combined Services against the visiting Maoris in front of a crowd of about 30000 at the Old Arms Park and I felt really good then.' I immediately felt a bit pathetic saying that, and I thought she would get up and go but she took my hand off her thigh and put it up the front of her top. Her nipple pushed into my palm as she massaged my hand into what was a beautiful, perfect breast. 'How do you feel now,' she purred.'OK' I replied.Again, she said, 'I'll bet you do.. In fact, I'll bet you've never felt THIS good before!' Unbelievably I heard myself saying, 'Well, actually I have. In that game I was talking about, we were down by five points with about a minute to go. The Maoris kicked for touch deep into our half, but I made the catch on the touchline and ran upfield, side-stepping past the first few, palmed off a couple of would-be tacklers, burst through, chipped over the fullback, regathered and scored, right under the posts! We were behind by the one point, but with the 2 point conversion kick to come - game was in the bag.' 'Ahhh....' she growled between clenched teeth, more than a bit miffed, pulled my hand from under her top and thrust it under her skirt. She wasn't wearing panties and I immediately felt something that was like warm, moist silk! 'Well tell me this, smart boy. In all your life, have you ever felt such a perfect c**t?' 'I certainly have,' I said. 'I missed the conversion.'