ruben & rabbi

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by node, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. Ruben was a good looking Jewish boy, his dad was the Rabbi. The Rabbi used to do the foreskin cutting in his flat to cut cost and put the money in his pocket. The Rabbi was doing the foreskin job, when Ruben and Becky his girlfriend were snogging under the Rabbi's window, the Rabbi used to throw the skins out of the window and the local dog used to eat up the evidence. The Rabbi threw out the foreskin and it landed on Becky's eye, Becky picked it off and looked at it. Ruben quick as a flash said 'Becky if you like the taste of it i will give you a whole one.'
  2. Nice try.