Rubber ends

Discussion in 'Blue Jokes' started by oldflyboy, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. Blind man standing at the bus stop with a man, his wife and 7 kids.
    The bus stops and the driver says "Sorry, room for 8 only".
    They agree that the wife and kids get the bus and the other two walk into town with the husband guiding the blind man.
    After about a half mile the husband says, "I'm sick of the constant tap tap tap of your stick on the pavement, why don't you fit a rubber end".
    The blind man replies, "If you'd fitted a fucking rubber end on your stick, we'd be on that fucking bus."