The genuine article, as described here (scroll down a bit) 1 x DPM thong that encapsulated Little RTFQ during his encounter with unutterable evil. I will also send a signed* copy of Status Quo's epoch-defining classic "In The Army Now" with the scary keks. I can't do pictures from this 'puter, and frankly that would put you off the sale, but I swear on my wings that it is the actual item of clothing that featured in the story. The winning bidder can stipulate whether they want them clean or if they want me to do a swift 3 miles run in them first. If no-one bids I'll send Â£20 to the legion mesself. *When I say signed, I mean I'll draw around the little guy with a lumocolour.