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Discussion in 'ARRSE: Site Issues' started by RTFQ, Jan 19, 2005.

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  1. RTFQ


    I'm not trying to clog up threads on this. But after todays little scare, and some nice support from a couple of mates I've not even met yet, I got all warm and fuzzy when I opened the site up and saw "RTFQ > Home" on the page. Too fcuking true: I don't have any guys in my new job, and most of the people I work with are civvies or worse, crabs. This site has made me hurt with laughter and has caused concerns I share to be aired in the House of Lords. And that's just this week.

    in the words of Corporal: "Semper Fidelis"
  2. RTFQ, you just made me feel all warm and fuzzy you big t*t!
    Welcome home munchkinface.
    Beebs :cry:
  3. You big girl's blouse! :wink:

    Now loose some weight, you're too big for your X-wing. :D
  4. J_D

    J_D LE


    that should make him run a few 100 miles for that weight loss.............but he is cute a sexy the way he is!!
  5. RTFQ


    What colour are the trees on your planet?

    You lot are avartar-ist. i'm not a salad dodger, he just looks funny - oh I give up....
  6. RTFQ


    Is this better? Grrr

    Look at those bugger grips, that RTFQ must be a real man....
  7. That's his cam cream isn't it? Not real mungo jerry's. He was a bit slow on the joke take up if I remember the film correctly. The one about the birds tw@t having an echo 8O

    Glad you feel safe RTFQ, your posts are one reason to remain here.
  8. RTFQ


    No. It's my avartar and I say they're bugger grips, and damn fine ones too, if a bit wonky.

    Should stop those harlots taking the micky out of my weight! Now I'm represented by a slightly retarded spam who has grown facial hair to aid receipt of **** sex.

    But at least I'm not a fat knacker.
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    I feel this is more appropriate :wink:


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    Poncho Ramirez: Billy, you know something. What is it?
    Billy Sole: I scared, Poncho.
    Poncho Ramirez: Bullsh**! You ain't afraid a no man.
    Billy Sole: There's something out there waiting for us, and it ain't no man.