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  1. My old CO wants me to remember what the mnemonic RSVP stood for.

    So far we have;

    R - Rythmn

    S - Speed

    V - ?

    P - Pitch

    any help gratefully received.
  2. Volume?
  3. Volume
  4. Thanks guys.
  5. Is he shoving you or what?
    Rythm (strokes in and out evenly)
    Speed (got to get it done quickly in case the adj walks in)
    Volume (keep it down and don't squeal like a stuck pig)
    Pitch (angle of entry)

  6. Auld-Yin

    Auld-Yin LE Reviewer Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    Jeeze - that takes me back ** years. (censored for the weak at heart :oops: )
  7. Seeing as this question was also posted on the Signals board...

    How about a quiz ?

    LOPEP B ? ( I know what it's for, and I can't remember all of it )

    BAPTISEME LPC? ( same as above )

    CMADE ?
  8. CB SIT CB ?
  9. Pre-launch checks for a glider.
    Controls, Ballast, Straps, Instruments, Trim, Cable, Brakes (air). I think - it was a VERY long time ago.
  10. A few more v.basic mnemonics:- FBID are all types of FCO and should be given CLAP in the sequence GRIT.
  11. Alright then, a clue.

    LOPEP B ? 66mm

  12. Lets get down to it then#

    E D L M H D GPMG Stoppage drills
  13. Gremlin

    Gremlin LE Good Egg (charities)


    FCO = Fire Control Order

    CLAP = Clear Loud As an order Precise

    GRIT = Group Range Indication Type of fire
  14. how about the old chestnuts.

    D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F.......Do I look like I give a feck

    P.O.N.T.I............Person of no tactical intelligence.....( Adjt)

    L.O.M.B.A.R.D.......Lots of money but a right ********.....most RAMC commanding officers

    W.W.W.......Treatment of unconscious casualties.......Wallet, Watch and Witnesses

    T.M.O.B.....Top, middle or bottom.....storage selection for bodies in the mortuary


  15. Trackpen, you WERE in the Air Cadets and I claim my five pouds....!