A Major General dies and goes to the pearly gates. St Peter invites him in. "I will only come in if you can assure me there are no RSMs here" says the Major General. "They never make it into here" replies St Peter. The Major General enters and is having a stroll around when in the distance he sees a man strutting around in military uniform including Sam Browne belt and pace stick. The General goes back to St Peter and says "You told me there are no RSMs here yet I have just seen one!" "Don't worry about him" says St Peter, "Its just God - he thinks he is an RSM"