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Royal Wedding Marine Bandmaster Sells Sex

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Biscuits_AB

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A 'trombone' player? Does he swing both ways then? I'm only asking because MDN has been having a crisis recently and feels that he should now come out of the closet.

Toonie.......are you a 'trombone' player, or do you prefer the 'oboe'?
 
#3
Biscuits_AB said:
A 'trombone' player? Does he swing both ways then? I'm only asking because MDN has been having a crisis recently and feels that he should now come out of the closet.

Toonie.......are you a 'trombone' player, or do you prefer the 'oboe'?
The amount of time I've spent in the SW recently, think its strumming a banjo 8O :lol:
 
#4
Toonie said:
Biscuits_AB said:
A 'trombone' player? Does he swing both ways then? I'm only asking because MDN has been having a crisis recently and feels that he should now come out of the closet.

Toonie.......are you a 'trombone' player, or do you prefer the 'oboe'?
The amount of time I've spent in the SW recently, think its strumming a banjo 8O :lol:
Well Toons we all know that you are a VIRTUOSO when it comes to banjo fiddling.

By the way have you managed to get the webbed bits removed from between your fingers and toes yet?


:wink:
 
#5
Duck Dodgers said:
Toonie said:
Biscuits_AB said:
A 'trombone' player? Does he swing both ways then? I'm only asking because MDN has been having a crisis recently and feels that he should now come out of the closet.

Toonie.......are you a 'trombone' player, or do you prefer the 'oboe'?
The amount of time I've spent in the SW recently, think its strumming a banjo 8O :lol:
Well Toons we all know that you are a VIRTUOSO when it comes to banjo fiddling.

By the way have you managed to get the webbed bits removed from between your fingers and toes yet?


:wink:
Nooo Duckster thats the local pond life in Amesbury I've just got webbing :wink: :lol:
 
#6
Contempible gutter journalism.


Despite having played at Prince Edward's Windsor Castle wedding to Sophie, Hill sneered at his failure to complete the Marines' tough 32-week training course.
Prince Edward wasn’t doing the Marines’ tough 32 week course. Prince Edward was doing the Officers' Course which lasts over a year. I suspect the Bandy is not Commando qualified and wouldn’t sneer at those who are or at least gave it a shot.

Prince Andrew - well he was arrogant. An arrogant arse, although fair play to him, at least he does have military experience."
More than Bandies! I don't believe Hill slags off Prince Philip ( who has also served at the sharp end) but gives credit to Prince Andrew.

Warrant Officer John Hill - a musical director in the elite 3 Commando Brigade
Hill, who is stationed at the Marine Band Service headquarters at top-security naval base HMS Nelson at Portsmouth, offered to show our girl round.
Not 3 Commando Brigade’s Musical Director then? Bandmaster isn't the Musical Director anyway. And 3 Commando Brigade have a band? News to me. Nelson isn't a Naval Base. It's tender to HMNB Portsmouth. Ho hum..

Highly classified documents detailing naval operations are stored there and only two months ago a stowaway sparked a massive alert when he was found hiding next to a new missile system.
Hill said: "Obviously a visit could pose a huge threat to military security so I'd only do it once I'm completely sure you're for real. I just don't know about you. Oh, who cares - I'll live life on the edge.
Yeah right. Taking a civvy into Nelson isn’t a problem. Lunch/dinner/beer in the WO/Senior Rates Mess, look round the RM School of Music, look at the highly classified manuscript for the trombone parts for 'Hearts of Oak', buy some soap in the NAAFI, escort the visitor back to the main gate. Alerts are 'sparked' to find stowaways/intruders, not after the fact.

Highly classified documents detailing naval operations are stored there.
Really? Not at Fleet Battle Staff HQ which is not at Nelson?

Serviceman talks b0llocks to impress totty shock. Chicks like a man in uniform shock. More likely gutter journo makes up/embellishes story to discredit Armed (with a trombone) Forces. No shock there.
 
#8
Hey, you wanna see how a Royal Marine works? Always under the radar that's how!

Do a search for dighty dating devon on Google and you'll get the picture.

You'll find it quite revealing and these are the sites that are searchable on Google. On Match dot com I have two different profiles and not matter how sleazy I get on sex in the uk and find a s h a g and my numerous other sites, I still get women pursuing me!

Are you that screwed up?

Check my searches and find me at Dighty Blog
 
#9
I've had a look at some of the 'Dighty' stuff, and the bloke is a legend. This poster is obviously some bint who's been shagged, then ditched.
 

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