Royal Wedding Marine Bandmaster Sells Sex

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Toonie, Feb 13, 2005.

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  1. A 'trombone' player? Does he swing both ways then? I'm only asking because MDN has been having a crisis recently and feels that he should now come out of the closet.

    Toonie.......are you a 'trombone' player, or do you prefer the 'oboe'?
  2. The amount of time I've spent in the SW recently, think its strumming a banjo 8O :lol:
  3. Well Toons we all know that you are a VIRTUOSO when it comes to banjo fiddling.

    By the way have you managed to get the webbed bits removed from between your fingers and toes yet?

  4. Nooo Duckster thats the local pond life in Amesbury I've just got webbing :wink: :lol:
  5. Contempible gutter journalism.

    Prince Edward wasn’t doing the Marines’ tough 32 week course. Prince Edward was doing the Officers' Course which lasts over a year. I suspect the Bandy is not Commando qualified and wouldn’t sneer at those who are or at least gave it a shot.

    More than Bandies! I don't believe Hill slags off Prince Philip ( who has also served at the sharp end) but gives credit to Prince Andrew.

    Not 3 Commando Brigade’s Musical Director then? Bandmaster isn't the Musical Director anyway. And 3 Commando Brigade have a band? News to me. Nelson isn't a Naval Base. It's tender to HMNB Portsmouth. Ho hum..

    Yeah right. Taking a civvy into Nelson isn’t a problem. Lunch/dinner/beer in the WO/Senior Rates Mess, look round the RM School of Music, look at the highly classified manuscript for the trombone parts for 'Hearts of Oak', buy some soap in the NAAFI, escort the visitor back to the main gate. Alerts are 'sparked' to find stowaways/intruders, not after the fact.

    Really? Not at Fleet Battle Staff HQ which is not at Nelson?

    Serviceman talks b0llocks to impress totty shock. Chicks like a man in uniform shock. More likely gutter journo makes up/embellishes story to discredit Armed (with a trombone) Forces. No shock there.
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  6. Ummmmmmmmmm

    I take it this wound you up a wee tiny bit then?

  7. Hey, you wanna see how a Royal Marine works? Always under the radar that's how!

    Do a search for dighty dating devon on Google and you'll get the picture.

    You'll find it quite revealing and these are the sites that are searchable on Google. On Match dot com I have two different profiles and not matter how sleazy I get on sex in the uk and find a s h a g and my numerous other sites, I still get women pursuing me!

    Are you that screwed up?

    Check my searches and find me at Dighty Blog
  8. I've had a look at some of the 'Dighty' stuff, and the bloke is a legend. This poster is obviously some bint who's been shagged, then ditched.
  9. The guy wears an upturned potty on his head, how good can he be?