Not to mention all that white noise, insecant bleeping, dit dahing and general radio static type melarky, all those flashing lights blah blah blah
They don't issue these nervous twitches, you have to earn them!
My problem is with an exam board, although I have A-levels these do not mean anything without my GCSE's, of which I have lost the certificates for. I could sign up for the Operator role at the moment but I was hoping to wait for the 'COMMUNICATION SYSTEMS ENGINEER'.
Well... it was, just got to have patience. Army has a huge influx of people joining because of this "credit crunch" so things as you would imagine are slow due to the amount of people applying causing big waiting times at ATR's
I first went to the recruiting office when I was 14, of course in those days it was preferable to mucking out the lepers.
So anyway, there I was, me and David Bowie both going for the same RTG post ya see. So the Sergeant comes out- proper Sergeant he was, was at Mafeking with Baden Powell, that's where Baden Powell wrote the screenplay for 'Break Dance II Electric Boogaloo.'
Where was I?
Oh yeah, so the Sergeant comes out, see and he sez, "Right, Bowie, Rigsby. You two in the quadrangle, stripped to the waste, two men enter one man leaves."
What happened? Well let's put it like this. I didn't become an uber rich rock god and Bowie don't know no morse, ya dig.