Royal Navy surveys remote volcanic archipelago

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  2. Grumblegrunt

    Grumblegrunt LE Book Reviewer

    best be on our toes incase the saffers invade for the lobster rights
     
  3. Nah, they'll get mummed by the Okalolies.
     
  4. Tristan, so inbred and backward, a local girl marrying a Falklander and bringing him to live on the island was a cause for great celebration at the expanding of the gene pool.
     
  5. Could have done a lot more if Protector had a Helicopter.
    Still glass beads and mirrors are still popular barter goods there I believe.
     
  6. 40 yeasr sinces the last survey? And we wonder why our subs keep hittng things...
     
  7. seaweed

    seaweed LE Book Reviewer

    As T da C is an active volcano, don't be too sure.
     
  8. Grumblegrunt

    Grumblegrunt LE Book Reviewer

    I thought was because our new subs are fitted for, but not with, sonar!
     
  9. Due to cut-backs they've reverted to 'Swinging the Lead'.
     
  10. Or a Matelot with a snorkle and a RA Torch blacknastied to the bow...

    Two bangs with a bronze hammer = go left, three = go right and paniced, sustained banging followed by a dull, squishy thud means 'stop, stop, for fcuks sake stop!!!' and 'change shift'.
     
  11. Grumblegrunt

    Grumblegrunt LE Book Reviewer

    don't they still do that anyway? with a bit of tallow on the end. or a magnet if its a frigate sub hunting