Royal Military Police

hi was thinking of joing the army to go in the royal military police and i was after as much info as i can before i go to carrers office so i have made my mind up before hand wt i want to join could someone give me some advice about the rmp like whats it like hard to get into how long id have to wait to get in etc and anything at all really cheers in advance.
 

Green_Goblin

War Hero
Paul12345 said:
hi was thinking of joing the army to go in the royal military police and i was after as much info as i can before i go to carrers office so i have made my mind up before hand wt i want to join could someone give me some advice about the rmp like whats it like hard to get into how long id have to wait to get in etc and anything at all really cheers in advance.
Fcuk me. I was blue in the face by the time I finished reading that! Firstly, I would get a dictionary, learn how to use punctuation and to talk proper English! Not even the RMP would take someone who has such shite grammar! In fact maybe they would having had dealings with them!
 
Seconded
 
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Biscuits_AB

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Try the Engineers. You sound like a lad who knows his way round a shovel.
 

Luis

Swinger
why is everyone obsessed with grammar on this site?
people come on, ask questions that alot of people would be interested to know the answer to and all you have to say is get a dictionary? i think we can all see he is retarted and illiterate.

btw can someone give a decent answer to the car driving thread
 
Luis said:
why is everyone obsessed with grammar on this site?
people come on, ask questions that alot of people would be interested to know the answer to and all you have to say is get a dictionary? i think we can all see he is retarted and illiterate.

btw can someone give a decent answer to the car driving thread
Because poor grammar results in poor comprehension. If you want a coherent answer, phrase your question accordingly.
 

Brew_Time

War Hero
If you want to join the RMP and be a future PIG - don't expect any reaonable answer's from us lot ok.

BT.
 
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Biscuits_AB

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Brew_Time said:
If you want to join the RMP and be a future PIG - don't expect any reaonable answer's from us lot ok.

BT.
Yeah, that's right. Don't expect any reasonable answers from 'Billy F*ckwit' and his mates. OK?

Coming round here with your visions of grandeur.
 

gorilla

War Hero
Dont do it, find another job. From the outside the RMP looks like a good job, but when your in, all you want to do is find another job. There's a reason why the RMP has the biggest sign off and transfer rate!
 

Auld-Yin

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Biscuits_AB said:
Yeah, that's right. Don't expect any reasonable answers from 'Billy F*ckwit' and his mates. OK?

Coming round here with your visions of grandeur.
Biccie - that is no way to talk about yourself and your former Monkey colleagues now, is it? :blowkiss:
 
gorilla said:
Dont do it, find another job. From the outside the RMP looks like a good job, but when your in, all you want to do is find another job. There's a reason why the RMP has the biggest sign off and transfer rate!
Join the RMPs - the army needs traffic wardens!
 
Luis said:
why is everyone obsessed with grammar on this site?
people come on, ask questions that alot of people would be interested to know the answer to and all you have to say is get a dictionary? i think we can all see he is retarted and illiterate.

btw can someone give a decent answer to the car driving thread
such as??

its that type of thread that highlights the difficulties of communicating with illiterits
 
gorilla said:
Dont do it, find another job. From the outside the RMP looks like a good job, but when your in, all you want to do is find another job. There's a reason why the RMP has the biggest sign off and transfer rate!
There speaks the voice of experience! Remind us - 18 months you've been in?
 
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Biscuits_AB

Guest
Auld-Yin said:
Biscuits_AB said:
Yeah, that's right. Don't expect any reasonable answers from 'Billy F*ckwit' and his mates. OK?

Coming round here with your visions of grandeur.
Biccie - that is no way to talk about yourself and your former Monkey colleagues now, is it? :blowkiss:
Shouldn't you be down the bingo, you old c*nt?
 
gorilla said:
Wanna take another guess?
2yrs and 3 months from stepping through the door and already got a gut as thick as your head, as you're looking for advice on taking ephedrine.Did you not look into the job properly and think you'd be sat on your fat lardy arrse all the time. I take it you'll be leaving as soon as possible if you're not kicked out beforehand.Sadsack
 

Vonshot

War Hero
Paul12345 said:
hi was thinking of joing the army to go in the royal military police and i was after as much info as i can before i go to carrers office so i have made my mind up before hand wt i want to join could someone give me some advice about the rmp like whats it like hard to get into how long id have to wait to get in etc and anything at all really cheers in advance.

You may be wasting your time, the RMP need a decent level of English which you do not appear to have.

Im no Shakespere but you may be dissapointed
 

Modfather

Old-Salt
Get down to your ACIO and sit the BARB test first (GTI score must be 65 or over). You will also need GCSE Maths and English at Grade C.

I suspect you might need to widen your options - i.e. Look elsewhere.
 

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