Royal Military Police

B_AND_T

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#1
Do we need them anymore?

After all, most of us can read a map, do we need to be given directions?

Do we need to have a spotty 18 year old oik, in a stab vest, telling us that our vehicle pass is out of date?

Discuss!
 
#2
B_AND_T said:
Do we need them anymore?

After all, most of us can read a map, do we need to be given directions?

Do we need to have a spotty 18 year old oik, in a stab vest, telling us that our vehicle pass is out of date?

Discuss!
What's the matter? Have you been nabbed by a spotty 18 year old for a minor motoring offence? :D
 

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#4
tiger stacker said:
Yes we still need them.

They do a vital job that frees up others elsewhere.
Bit early to be drinking!
 

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#6
The_Highway_Man said:
B_AND_T said:
tiger stacker said:
Yes we still need them.

They do a vital job that frees up others elsewhere.
Bit early to be drinking!
You must have had a few with your first post! :wink: 8)
Nope, although it's a tempting thought.

But back to thread, what do they actually do?
 
#8
wolverine9314 said:
An expired car pass today, before you know it, you've raped pillaged and murdered an entire village... :roll:
AAAHHHH those were the days, Rape , Pillage, and then while suffering a massive hangover watch the Provost hang a few of your mates
 
#10
wolverine9314 said:
Don't forget the stocks mit rotten vegatables for "Summary" dealings....
And No1 field punishment, chained to a wheel all day
 

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#11
tropper66 said:
wolverine9314 said:
Don't forget the stocks mit rotten vegatables for "Summary" dealings....
And No1 field punishment, chained to a wheel all day
I pay good money for that in Hamburg!
 
#12
Yes there is a need for RMP especially in JHQ when someone has parked in the NAAFI carpark and they have parked in two parking arears you can rely on the RMP to bounce them within 2 minutes freeing up a parking space, a job well done. My fondest memory of the RMP is pulling one over in his patrol car for having defective rear lights, and giving him a rifting. Also when a certain unit was having a fun day they replaced the number plate on a patrol car with a registration of MONKEY it went undiscovered for 3 days how observant. But seriously the RMP are actually only a branch of the AGC and should be called that, because clerks are always refered to as AGC because thats their Corps I think that the RMP really should be called AGC because that is also their Corps, and also have to wear a green beret. Perhaps Biscuits AB will then take the rise out of the RMP as well as Clerks.
 
#13
dumbstruck said:
Yes there is a need for RMP especially in JHQ when someone has parked in the NAAFI carpark and they have parked in two parking arears you can rely on the RMP to bounce them within 2 minutes freeing up a parking space, a job well done. My fondest memory of the RMP is pulling one over in his patrol car for having defective rear lights, and giving him a rifting. Also when a certain unit was having a fun day they replaced the number plate on a patrol car with a registration of MONKEY it went undiscovered for 3 days how observant. But seriously the RMP are actually only a branch of the AGC and should be called that, because clerks are always refered to as AGC because thats their Corps I think that the RMP really should be called AGC because that is also their Corps, and also have to wear a green beret. Perhaps Biscuits AB will then take the rise out of the RMP as well as Clerks.
Very good point, well argued. MT not busy then?
 
#14
A bit off threadbut, I once got done by the USAF police at RAF Alconbury for speeding, in a ROADSWEEPER,
 
#15
I was serving when we became part of the AGC, we were told that we were to wear the green beret and stable belt. The Provost Marshall at the time told them to fcuk right off, we were keeping our Red Cap and stable belt.
 
#16
B_AND_T said:
tropper66 said:
wolverine9314 said:
Don't forget the stocks mit rotten vegatables for "Summary" dealings....
And No1 field punishment, chained to a wheel all day
I pay good money for that in Hamburg!
Fell of my chair when I read this...lol There is a place in Bad Lip that offer the same service....... Im told.

I think they must be a warehouse in MONKEY HQ that has a huge supply of Lightweights and No2 Shirts, once these have gone I think they will address the question weather we need RMP or not. :) Shame to waste them.
 
#17
I suppose none of you thick cunts have ever asked the RMP for anything?

Never had any imaginary items stolen/lost* and wanted a crime number to give to the insurance company for your fraudulent claims?

Never had the RP prittstick a note on your windscreen telling you to park somewhere else but instead of manning-up and having a word with the RSM about it, you decide the best course of action is to go and whine at the RMP and have them phone the RSM of your behalf?

Never been gobbing off and had someone slap you so you come running to the RMP in tears?

Brave fucking soldiers, legends the lot of you. I've an idea, why don't you boring cunts just not bother the RMP with the shit that you're too lazy/stupid* to sort out yourself and then maybe someone will get rid. But until that time, we'll continue to hold the hand of every thick billy that walks through our doors.

*delete as applicable
 
#18
tired_chimp said:
I suppose none of you thick cunts have ever asked the RMP for anything?

Never had any imaginary items stolen/lost* and wanted a crime number to give to the insurance company for your fraudulent claims?

Never had the RP prittstick a note on your windscreen telling you to park somewhere else but instead of manning-up and having a word with the RSM about it, you decide the best course of action is to go and whine at the RMP and have them phone the RSM of your behalf?

Never been gobbing off and had someone slap you so you come running to the RMP in tears?

Brave fucking soldiers, legends the lot of you. I've an idea, why don't you boring cunts just not bother the RMP with the shit that you're too lazy/stupid* to sort out yourself and then maybe someone will get rid. But until that time, we'll continue to hold the hand of every thick billy that walks through our doors.

*delete as applicable

Another unloved primate
 

B_AND_T

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#19
tired_chimp said:
I suppose none of you thick cunts have ever asked the RMP for anything?

NOPE

Never had any imaginary items stolen/lost* and wanted a crime number to give to the insurance company for your fraudulent claims?

NOPE

Never had the RP prittstick a note on your windscreen telling you to park somewhere else but instead of manning-up and having a word with the RSM about it, you decide the best course of action is to go and whine at the RMP and have them phone the RSM of your behalf?

NOPE

Never been gobbing off and had someone slap you so you come running to the RMP in tears?

NOPE

Brave fucking soldiers, legends the lot of you. I've an idea, why don't you boring cunts just not bother the RMP with the shit that you're too lazy/stupid* to sort out yourself and then maybe someone will get rid. But until that time, we'll continue to hold the hand of every thick billy that walks through our doors.

AWS?


*delete as applicable
Can't really see the point you are making!
 
#20
Everyone hates us, until they need us.

B & T I take it you're not in Germany then?
 

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