I thought that the military PR machine might have moved on a bit from the basic principles of:
"Joker, I've told you, we run two basic stories here. Grunts who give half their pay to buy gooks toothbrushes and deodorants--Winning
of Hearts and Minds--okay? And combat action that results in a kill--Winning the War.
Now you must have seen blood trails ... drag marks?"
Why bother with the frocks? Once the meaty hum of a number of ploughed Afghan bottoms teases your nostrils from the noisy dark corner of a corrimec all romantic obligations are to be surely dispensed with..
No your quiet correct, but its all part of the 'mating ritual', a firm favourite before I left was the addition of a home made strap on cock, some of the results were to be fair, ******* astonishing.
Ever seen a tangerine superglued to the bottom end of a Febreeze tin and painted a meaty pink colour all held in place with a Peltz Sama climbing harness? lush
Knowing the hobbies and interests of many members of the "Senior Service" I suspect that there will be many volunteers to demonstrate the correct use of embrocation by applying it liberally to young Afghan recruits!