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Royal Marines teach Afghan colleagues rugby

#6
I thought that the military PR machine might have moved on a bit from the basic principles of:

"Joker, I've told you, we run two basic stories here. Grunts who give half their pay to buy gooks toothbrushes and deodorants--Winning
of Hearts and Minds--okay? And combat action that results in a kill--Winning the War.

Now you must have seen blood trails ... drag marks?"
 

ugly

LE
Moderator
#7
All ipod jokes aside I wonder whose going to be the most surprised when the Royals turn up with roll mats and frocks on man love thursday?
 
#8
Why bother with the frocks? Once the meaty hum of a number of ploughed Afghan bottoms teases your nostrils from the noisy dark corner of a corrimec all romantic obligations are to be surely dispensed with..
 

ugly

LE
Moderator
#9
Sorry I seem to have a strange belief that frocks and roll mats are issued an an order of ahem err dress?
 
#10
Sorry I seem to have a strange belief that frocks and roll mats are issued an an order of ahem err dress?
No your quiet correct, but its all part of the 'mating ritual', a firm favourite before I left was the addition of a home made strap on cock, some of the results were to be fair, ******* astonishing.
Ever seen a tangerine superglued to the bottom end of a Febreeze tin and painted a meaty pink colour all held in place with a Peltz Sama climbing harness? lush
 
#11
I can't wait to scrum down with a load of snaggle toothed taliban rejects in rancid louse ridden turbans! Bit like playing in Yorkshire I suspect.
 
#12
I know the Matelots are desperate to keep hold of the trophy but surely they should be concentrating on recruiting more Fijian ringers. I can't see your average afghani being much help to them.
 
#13
Knowing the hobbies and interests of many members of the "Senior Service" I suspect that there will be many volunteers to demonstrate the correct use of embrocation by applying it liberally to young Afghan recruits!
 
#14
I'm racking my brains as to what an Afghan Prop Forward is going to look like.

Just dont ask the local police chief if he can spare a Chai Boy to play Hooker though.
 

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