Royal leaves 100k..

#1
Irrespective that he's one of my own, I remember people always saying that this is what they would do when pax finally paid up and did go to a wake that had 10k behind the bar once but what a fucking hoofing bloke.

Marine killed by Taliban leaves £100,000 in his will to send 32 of his mates on holiday | The Sun |News|Campaigns|Our Boys

Will be interesting to see how some of the lads will reciprocate his spot on gesture, hopefully with some gutteral behaviour, tramp shagging and shameless dressing up..
 
#5
they should take his cremated remains with them. Mixing them with beer and the gushed snatch batter of a hundred whores then sprinkling them on kebabs like black pepper.
 
#7
My old man wants mixing with black powder and firing down century range at bisley when her joins the choir invisibule, I can do that for about £20 and you can rest assured there will be no mention of sending me on an overseas drinking binge in his will, the selfish old cnut.

I hope the lads do his memory proud and be complete wretches, £100k is a hell of a party for 32 blokes if managed properly and to max effect.

Fcuk vegas, they should get their arses to M&S ladieswear, then on a plane to Bangkok and bum ladyboys until they all fit in snooker cue cases and have to come home
 
#8
they should take his cremated remains with them. Mixing them with beer and the gushed snatch batter of a hundred whores then sprinkling them on kebabs like black pepper.
But not too early in proceedings though!

They could gamble £10 and win a few hundred thousand more and take his ashes on a Royal's tour of 40's drinking establishments of the world
 
#9
My late brother wanted every one in the local RBL to talk about him after he had passed on so he put in his will that £5000 had to go on a piss up, their still talking about him 5 years later
 
#10
His sister isn't bad.
 
#11
My old man wants mixing with black powder and firing down century range at bisley when her joins the choir invisibule, I can do that for about £20 and you can rest assured there will be no mention of sending me on an overseas drinking binge in his will, the selfish old cnut.

I hope the lads do his memory proud and be complete wretches, £100k is a hell of a party for 32 blokes if managed properly and to max effect.

Fcuk vegas, they should get their arses to M&S ladieswear, then on a plane to Bangkok and bum ladyboys until they all fit in snooker cue cases and have to come home
Mix him with vim and talc, cut him into wraps, flog him to the local Hoorays as a particularly good vintage of Columbian marching powder and take YOURSELF on a debauched booze-fest! Did he teach you NOWT about self sufficiency and using your noodle??
 
#13
The urban myth comes true. Top bloke.
 
#14
class fella, hope his mates drink till they forget there own names then shag some random skanks
 
#15
My late brother wanted every one in the local RBL to talk about him after he had passed on so he put in his will that £5000 had to go on a piss up, their still talking about him 5 years later
In those days, £5000 could buy you half of Ye Olde England right?
 
#17
Top banana! Who said Yorkshiremen are tight.
Hopefully they'll leave the population of Las Vegas dazed and traumatised.
 
#18
Royal Marine walks the walk from beyond the grave. A bit more intelligent than just deadpooling bank cards.
Oh Jesus, wait till the Spams find out, it's on Drudge so shouldn't take too long. Hollywood will probably make a film about it, "The Hangover" meets "Saving Private Ryan" and any other film where the bastards "borrow" UK heroes.

Put it all on black, that's what I say.
 
#19
Irrespective that he's one of my own, I remember people always saying that this is what they would do when pax finally paid up and did go to a wake that had 10k behind the bar once but what a fucking hoofing bloke.

Marine killed by Taliban leaves £100,000 in his will to send 32 of his mates on holiday | The Sun |News|Campaigns|Our Boys

Will be interesting to see how some of the lads will reciprocate his spot on gesture, hopefully with some gutteral behaviour, tramp shagging and shameless dressing up..
Shouldnt think so for a minute, they are Royal Marines not Royal Engineers. Still, a cracking gesture good on him and I hope he is enjoying Valhallah, or where ever it is they go.
 
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#20
My late brother wanted every one in the local RBL to talk about him after he had passed on so he put in his will that £5000 had to go on a piss up, their still talking about him 5 years later
Who'd have guessed that you'd tip up here 'two shedding' it yet again, eh?
 
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