Royal Engineers solve Al Quaeda issue......

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  1. Goatman

    Goatman LE Book Reviewer

    Three blokes - a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden and a British Royal Engineer were all working together one day when they come across a lantern and a Genie popped out of it. 'I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes in total' said the Genie.

    The Canadian said, 'I am a farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the
    land to be forever fertile in Canada.'

    SHAZAAAM !! ! With the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was
    forever fertile for farming.

    Osama Bin Laden was amazed, so he said,

    'I want a wall around Afghanistan, Israel, Palestine, Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Americans or British can come into our precious state.'

    SHAZAAAM !! ! ! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall around those countries.


    The Sapper said: 'I am very curious. Please tell me more about
    this wall.'

    The Genie explained, 'Well, it's about 5000 feet high, 500 feet thick
    and completely surrounds the country. Nothing can get in or out - it's
    virtually impenetrable.'


    The Brit engineer sat down, cracked open a Guinness, smiled and said,
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    'Fill it with water'.........

    :)

    Now, if you smiled visit HERE and donate 50 cents ! Good on yer,


    Don Cabra
     
  2. Old joke with a different twist...check the jokes it's in there!
     
  3. Goatman

    Goatman LE Book Reviewer

    God bless Poppy's Great Big Joke Book :)....I'd heard it before but the target country was France...still made me giggle...

    Check the link a bit later.......and think about it.

    ( oh and WJA? wtf you ON ? take more water with it....)

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  4. Goatman - Thats his anti wedge head training, its the longest part of the AT course!
     
  5. you know it well my friend back squaded twice as it was that good.