Rough Sex

#5
Rather a strange clip you have there, :S

Not recommended with high voume if in a office at work!
Not recommended at home either, Mrs Duke, thought I was downloading porn and started ranting at me. After I showed her the clip, she then called me a dirty perv, getting of on childrens toys. Can't fcuking win :roll:
 
#6
CAPTURED NUTS

Two Iraqis are captured by the Americans, and are told if they wish to go free, then they should each collect 100 nuts.

The first Iraqi comes back with 100 hazelnuts, and he is informed that the nuts will be forced into his arse one at a time until complete, then he is free to go.

He is in pain as they reach nut number 97, but then starts to laugh.
Why are you laughing asks the American soldier.
He replies that he has just seen his friend arrive with 100 coconuts! :lol: 8O

Cheers, Bill.
 

Latest Threads

New Posts