Rough girlfriend

Discussion in 'Sick Jokes' started by mush_dad, Oct 11, 2011.

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  1. You know your new girlfriends rough when.. you ask her for a blow job and she says "not tonight, im tired, just wank in a cup and i'll drink it in the morning"
     
  2. You been fucking my wife again.
     
  3. Haven't we all...
     
  4. How does a girl know when her b/f has a high sperm count? She has to chew before she can swallow.
     
  5. This is true, just wondering when she will get the bloody dinner on, if you are round this afternoon can you remind her.
     
  6. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    The sad thing is the OP's signature block is funnier than his jokes.