Rough girlfriend

#1
You know your new girlfriends rough when.. you ask her for a blow job and she says "not tonight, im tired, just wank in a cup and i'll drink it in the morning"
 
#2
You know your new girlfriends rough when.. you ask her for a blow job and she says "not tonight, im tired, just wank in a cup and i'll drink it in the morning"
You been fucking my wife again.
 
#4
How does a girl know when her b/f has a high sperm count? She has to chew before she can swallow.
 
#5
Haven't we all...
This is true, just wondering when she will get the bloody dinner on, if you are round this afternoon can you remind her.
 

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MIA
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#6
The sad thing is the OP's signature block is funnier than his jokes.
 

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