Discussion in 'The ARRSE Hole' started by Talent, Aug 20, 2012.

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  1. Hey, some old roue, in his nineties, keeps getting his bits in a tangle with infection.
    Do you reckon he has to divulge all recent contacts? :silent:
  2. Dear Christ fuck! Kill it! Kill it with fire!!
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  3. Perhaps it meant to post in the Pointless and Inane Comment thread.
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  4. When do the school holidays finish?
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  5. I think I still have concussion from a fight at work the other day, so I think I can translate for him. Basically he said he's a mewling quim.
    Hope this helps.

  6. The eponymous talent of his username certainly isn't communication...
  7. I take it it's Phil the Greek we are on about here?
    well if he put it about by royal appointment ..good luck to him.
  8. Grumblegrunt

    Grumblegrunt LE Book Reviewer

    they used to say heres some pills best hand them out to whoever, now they like you to suggest that you tell them that its best they get in touch with the clinic.

    not sure if that means lizzie will be queueing up to see Dr Christian though.

    do harley street not have a northern branch then?
  9. Grumblegrunt

    Grumblegrunt LE Book Reviewer

    and has anyone checked the tower for chambermaids recently?

    hey does anyone remember that 80's series with leigh lawson dead head or something like that. BBC2 I think.