Roses are red, Violets ... Odes to walts and the such like

A Walt wears the kit.
A Walt talks the talk.
A Walt's full of sh!t,
'cause he can't walk the walk!
Mary had a little Walt
She also had a cat
And when it put its combats on
It really looked a Tw*t
Another day another Walt
Tomorrow we hope shall differ
Unless that Walt,
Lets call him Rolf
Gets fecked by a biffer

Biffer = Silverback