Roses are red, Violets ... Odes to walts and the such like

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  1. The Army is red,
    The Navy is blue,
    A walts' brain is green
    like snot mixed with poo.

    Now... you see... if I'd have been a walt, I'd have pretended I was a poet, which I'm not.

    NON-POETS: FEEL FREE TO PUBLISH YOUR WORST HERE:
     
  2. A Walt wears the kit.
    A Walt talks the talk.
    A Walt's full of sh!t,
    'cause he can't walk the walk!
     
  3. Mary had a little Walt
    She also had a cat
    And when it put its combats on
    It really looked a Tw*t
     
  4. Another day another Walt
    Tomorrow we hope shall differ
    Unless that Walt,
    Lets call him Rolf
    Gets fecked by a biffer

    Biffer = Silverback