Ropey birds from 80's pop videos who would get it anyway.

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by EX_STAB, Nov 11, 2011.

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  1. Nowadays, models all look great and would, without qualification, get it.

    Back in the 80's though, bands had to get anyone they knew to appear in the half arsed promo videos of the day.

    Such as this:

    Depeche Mode - Personal Jesus - YouTube

    They are not really all that hot. However, they would all still get it.*

    Maybe this is because I've got older and less picky while they are immortalised in betamax or perhaps an element of nostalgiablurrovision is at work.

    Anyway, bring 'em on, let's be havin' 'em!

    *except the fat one at the beginning!

  2. Ravers

    Ravers LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    Can't be arsed to find the link but the bird in the video for Marillion's Kayleigh would seriously get it, I think the lead singer ended up marrying her.

    I know I'm really scraping the barrel here. Marillion for fucks sake.
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  3. Wendy James. Transvision Vamp

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  4. Sixty

    Sixty LE Moderator Book Reviewer
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    He said ropey. Not sex on legs*

    *Disclaimer - memory may well be skewed by me being 16 at the time of 'Velveteen' and masturbating to the point of blindness and / or insanity.
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  5. She wasn't your classic beauty - looked a bit of a tramp but she stiffened my sheets

    "Sex on legs" sums her up. On top? From behind? Baby I don't care

    Wendy James
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  6. Tiffany and Debbie Gibson!!
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  7. Fuckoff! When you were sixteen you were wanking over Joan of Arc. Old cunt.
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  8. Well about time, an era when women had hair, I give you:

    Stevie Nicks - Fleetwood Mac

    stevie nicks.jpg

    The two chicks out of Human League (disregard the bloke)


    Fucking great times!
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  9. I read that Phil Oakey reckoned he only let them join so he could fuck them. Good lad.
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  10. Kate Bush

    I'd have wuthered all over her heights. In fact I'd have run (my chap) up her hill and had her chomping on the old 'babushka' before breakfast.

    Singing in that fucking awful voice would mean a stretch for her in the shed mind.
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  11. How about Carol Decker from T'Pau?

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  12. Faye Fife anyone?

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  13. maguire

    maguire LE Book Reviewer

    the one at 1:07 would get the finest ten seconds of her life if I had my way.
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