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Discussion in 'Blue Jokes' started by phil245, Oct 11, 2012.

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  1. phil245

    phil245 LE Book Reviewer

    These three teenage girls were room mates. One Friday night right after the semester started they all had all gone out on dates, and by chance all came home at about the same time.

    The first one came in and said with a smug look on her face, "You know you've been on a good date when you come home with your hair all messed up."

    The second one laughed at her and said, "No, no, that's nothing! You know you've been on a good date when you come home with your make-up all smeared."

    The third one sat quiet with a blank stare on her face and didn't say a thing for a few minutes. Then she reached under her skirt, removed her panties and threw them against the wall, where they stuck with a loud thud!

    She said, "Now THAT'S a good date!!"
     
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  2. "removed her panties and threw them against the wall, where they stuck with a loud thud!"

    because she had overdosed on Blue WKD, had a dodgy kebab and as a result had grand slammed herself?
     
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  3. A far better version.