Ronaldo- The Ultimate CNUT

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  1. This is an Email I have recently recieved please do your bit and vote!!

    seriously please do this and forward it on...........


    There is a very real danger that Cristiano Ronaldo will be voted the fans'
    best young player at the World Cup despite his pouting, diving, pretty boy
    antics designed mainly to get himself a lucrative transfer to Real Madrid
    and thus avoid the good kicking he deserves from Wayne Rooney at
    Manchester United training.

    He is currently 1st in the FIFA voting just ahead of Luis Valencia of
    Ecuador. Please can everyone go to:

    and do the decent thing by voting for Valencia. It doesn't matter who you
    support or if you haven't seen them play, just stop Ronaldo.

    Takes 30 seconds...You know it makes sense!!!!

    Then forward this on to as many people as you can!!!!

  2. the english bitter surely not................................ :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:
  3. Disgusting that someone so talented resorts to diving all the time :(
  4. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    We might of lost the Cup, but we seem to have recaptured the English flag, eh?

    And the weekend 100,000 English people, draped in the Cross of St. George cheered our pantomime fairies on in Germany, the General Synod of the Church of England announced it was planning to drop St. George because he was a crusader and might offend Muslims? They suggest we adopt St. Alban, what Saint Albans is named after. St. Alban is the patron saint of shoes I think?
  5. Ronaldo isn't the reason England got knocked out of the World Cup, 11 shite, gutless players are. Get over it.
  6. As i've said 3 times now, the majority of people thought Ronaldo was a cnut before the World Cup
  7. Indeed, but now we know how much of a stinking period blood stained cnut he is.
  8. Very well put Rowums, my thoughts exactly.
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