Ronald MacDonald - American Patriot

Discussion in 'The Intelligence Cell' started by Stonker, Jul 11, 2007.

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  1. Stonker

    Stonker LE

    Land of the Free

    Home of the very bulky. . .

  2. Biped

    Biped LE Book Reviewer

    Ah, The Prodigy had to change the name of one of their albums because septics are rather 'sensitive' about their mass-to-height ratio.

    The album was initially called 'The Land of the Fat', but had to be changed to 'The Fat of the Land'. I would have called it 'The Land of the fat, useless, big-headed, red-necked, mongrel monkies'.

    LJONESY War Hero

    Biped do you suffer from lil big man syndrome??
  4. Doubt it LJONESY. After all, statistically, Americans are shorter (and getting shorter) than Europeans - something to do with diet being poorer.

    ... Short arrse. :D

    LJONESY War Hero

    Yeah and stats can be made to tell all sorts of things.... Prob though I am only 6'0 feck it at least I won't be seen when I sneak around kicking you giants in the balls and shins...
  6. Only 6'?! Poor bloke...

    Do you shop in the childrens section?

    LJONESY War Hero

    naw, me mum still makes me clothes.... and with that its time to start another day. I shall contine this thread this afternoon.
  8. Good times, LJONESY. :)
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