Dortmund, 5 gunner regiments & wives. Once when I had overdone it with an all-nighter (Leeds Bar) on the booze I went to Camp 7 for a triple bacon & egg and spent all morning watching these lovely ladies in ron hills & stilleto's. Usually in tow was husband (Bdr Cordite) sporting football shirt, matching ron hills but he would have his hand down the front of his pants feeling his c**k.
Then occasionally, some chubby bird with a commanding face, alice band, blue jumper, tartan skirt, up-turned collars & PEARL NECKLACE would stomp past calling for little Henrietta to get into the Volvo 740.
Great bit of kit no self-respecting soldier would be caught without a set. Apparently cooler (Image not temperature) if you cut them off to make long shorts.
Had a friend at university who had what seemed like an infinite supply of Ron Hills in every colour under the sun. (This may give the game away to who I am and who he is.) But his favourite pair were a turquoise colour. Really ghastly. Top bloke mind.
Obviously had former military experience and is now a schoolly serving with an inf Bn. Should blend right in there.
If the schoolly has identified himself get in touch you jack tw*t.
Handy that the Navy wives used to wear black Ron Hills...reduced the chances of a blue on blue so to speak!! In fact I guess it increased the cahnce of a red on navy blue to be accurate. Ah Citadel, ah Plymouth, ah bollocks I'm off to the pub!
Im due to get married to a squaddie and dread the thought of being branded a pads wife due to the reputation of the ron hills thing. When i go to visit him, since the army gave him a house due to having no room inthe mess, I actually make more of an effort with my physical appearance as I am so self conscious that someone might think Im a closet ron hill wearer! STOP TARRING US WITH THE SAME BRUSHES!