Ron Hills,White stilettos & fat Arses

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  1. ;D
    Do the QM's still issue this kit to pads wives for thier weekly outing to thrash thier kids in the Naafi.

    I always thought it helped the wives shout across the aisles to other wives who were over 10 feet away.

  2. You do have a very big point going here!
    I mean some of those wifies are f*****g stinking out there, are'nt they?

    I tell you one thing - I leave the Army in 3 weeks, and there's no way in this world that i'd ever let myself go like they do!!!!
  3. You already chose that as your resettlement or not ???
  4. EEEE I remember......

    Dortmund, 5 gunner regiments & wives.  Once when I had overdone it with an all-nighter (Leeds Bar) on the booze I went to Camp 7 for a triple bacon & egg and spent all morning watching these lovely ladies in ron hills & stilleto's.  Usually in tow was husband (Bdr Cordite) sporting football shirt, matching ron hills but he would have his hand down the front of his pants feeling his c**k.  

    Then occasionally, some chubby bird with a commanding face, alice band, blue jumper, tartan skirt, up-turned collars & PEARL NECKLACE would stomp past calling for little Henrietta to get into the Volvo 740.

    Oh it was entertainment at its best - and free!
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  5. And the powers that be say we shouldn`t wear uniform out of camp so we don't stand out as squaddies :D

    I wonder if Ron Hill would have gone bust without army wives?
  6. CMT

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  7. Difference between an elephant and a wifey?-elephants don't wear ron Hills ;D ;D ;D
  8. I came across this thread the other day and had to ask my chap what Ron Hills are...
  9. Great bit of kit no self-respecting soldier would be caught without a set. Apparently cooler (Image not temperature) if you cut them off to make long shorts.
    Had a friend at university who had what seemed like an infinite supply of Ron Hills in every colour under the sun. (This may give the game away to who I am and who he is.) But his favourite pair were a turquoise colour. Really ghastly. Top bloke mind.
    Obviously had former military experience and is now a schoolly serving with an inf Bn. Should blend right in there.  

    If the schoolly has identified himself get in touch you jack tw*t.
  10. Ok Lycra to a female who is pretending to slim ( Fat a-r-s-e ) Adds that instant slimming effect.
    When in reallity she "  or it " looks like a bag of hammers in Lycra ( Ron Hill's Protect your IMAGE "
  11. What's the difference between a walrus and a padswife?

    One's big fat ugly and smells of fish........and the other on is a walrus.

    also walrusses don't wear Ron Hill's
  12. I really have'nt seen any wives wearing Ron Hills but have seen them dress scruffy! I think Ron Hills are actually quite smart (depending on what you look like wearing them :-[)
  13. Wrapped around your arrse love, they'd look like two rhino's fighting under a blanket ;D
  14. Stop stalking me man! U can't f1ck me and thats that! ::)
  15. Aw come on, the 'stalker' line is old hat now.  Me and MDN have already used that one on you.  Try a bit of putting a zip up the back of yer Ron Hills ;)