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Dortmund, 5 gunner regiments & wives. Once when I had overdone it with an all-nighter (Leeds Bar) on the booze I went to Camp 7 for a triple bacon & egg and spent all morning watching these lovely ladies in ron hills & stilleto's. Usually in tow was husband (Bdr Cordite) sporting football shirt, matching ron hills but he would have his hand down the front of his pants feeling his c**k.
Then occasionally, some chubby bird with a commanding face, alice band, blue jumper, tartan skirt, up-turned collars & PEARL NECKLACE would stomp past calling for little Henrietta to get into the Volvo 740.
Great bit of kit no self-respecting soldier would be caught without a set. Apparently cooler (Image not temperature) if you cut them off to make long shorts.
Had a friend at university who had what seemed like an infinite supply of Ron Hills in every colour under the sun. (This may give the game away to who I am and who he is.) But his favourite pair were a turquoise colour. Really ghastly. Top bloke mind.
Obviously had former military experience and is now a schoolly serving with an inf Bn. Should blend right in there.
If the schoolly has identified himself get in touch you jack tw*t.
Ok Lycra to a female who is pretending to slim ( Fat a-r-s-e ) Adds that instant slimming effect.
When in reallity she " or it " looks like a bag of hammers in Lycra ( Ron Hill's Protect your IMAGE "
I really have'nt seen any wives wearing Ron Hills but have seen them dress scruffy! I think Ron Hills are actually quite smart (depending on what you look like wearing them :-[)
Aw come on, the 'stalker' line is old hat now. Me and MDN have already used that one on you. Try a bit of originality.............like putting a zip up the back of yer Ron Hills