Romantic Weekends Away

#1
One of my work colleagues wants to take her husband away for a romantic weekend (fcuk fest) does anybody have any good ideas for locations.

He will be back from Afghan in Feb.

HTB sensible comments please.
 
#2
Where are they based, as theres no point wasting the weekend driving hundreds of miles.
If a lady wanted to take me away for a romantic weekend, I'd appreciate a nice country inn with good food and drink, nice scenery and some peace and quiet.
 
#3
sandmanfez said:
Where are they based, as theres no point wasting the weekend driving hundreds of miles.
If a lady wanted to take me away for a romantic weekend, I'd appreciate a nice country inn with good food and drink, nice scenery and some peace and quiet.
Yes, but maybe the couple in question are under 60.
 
#4
Alright then, how is this for sensible?

http://www.bamptonoxon.co.uk/the_romany.htm

A) It's a boozer with rooms and as a resident you can drink
somewhat later than others
B) It's reasonable dosh wise
C) It's in Bampton about 5 mins from Brize so no time wasted on the fcuk
front
Haven't been there meself for about 5 years so can't vouch for it since then
but was very good then and good scoff. There are a couple of other boozers in the village a short stumble away as well. Failing that try this one,

http://www.goldenpheasant-burford.co.uk/

Burford being about another 5 minutes down the road from Brize. Both are on the edge of the Cotswolds, and make you glad to be back in good old Blighty when coming back from an "ethical foriegn policy" trip.
Nice scenery as well if you bother your arrse to get out of bed!
Sensible enough?
 
#5
Moodybitch said:
sandmanfez said:
Where are they based, as theres no point wasting the weekend driving hundreds of miles.
If a lady wanted to take me away for a romantic weekend, I'd appreciate a nice country inn with good food and drink, nice scenery and some peace and quiet.
Yes, but maybe the couple in question are under 60.
Well it wont be much of a fuckfest if they spend the weekend larging it up on the town, will it Moods?
 
#6
sandmanfez said:
Moodybitch said:
sandmanfez said:
Where are they based, as theres no point wasting the weekend driving hundreds of miles.
If a lady wanted to take me away for a romantic weekend, I'd appreciate a nice country inn with good food and drink, nice scenery and some peace and quiet.
Yes, but maybe the couple in question are under 60.
Well it wont be much of a fuckfest if they spend the weekend larging it up on the town, will it Moods?
No stamina, that's your problem old timer.
 
#7
Centreparcs...cheapest time of the year in February. Its got everything and a day at the Spa is great though extra treatments are a tad expensive. They have restaurants if you don't want to cook, villas even have log fires.

Clicky Link
 
#9
Moodybitch said:
No stamina, that's your problem old timer.
Old timer? you cheeky cow, I could still leave you walking funny after a weekend of Olympian standard sport fucking. :)
 
#10
You've never been then because there is not a chav in sight! its great fun too!!...you fuddy duddy :p
 
#11
needforspeed said:
One of my work colleagues wants to take her husband away for a romantic weekend (fcuk fest) does anybody have any good ideas for locations.

He will be back from Afghan in Feb.

HTB sensible comments please.
Apologies

Nearest airport is Duss or Koln and they are in their early 30's
 
#12
BuztyBabe said:
You've never been then because there is not a chav in sight! its great fun too!!...you fuddy duddy :p
I prefer to spend my free time in luxury, not sweating my tits off pedaling round a cross between the Forest of Dean and The Eden Project.

However, you should do it more often and shift a few pounds chubby.
 
#15
Why not spend the weekend sucking off fat truckers at Newport Pagnell Service station?

Thats my favourite way to spend a weekend
 
#16
You get a better class of trucker at Trowell, sweatier and generally fatter!
 
#18
May I suggest Seal Culling in Northern Canada?

I don't know if They're in Season, but nothing beats the satisfying Thwack of Linseed treated Canadian Maple on a baby seals skull.

Then you can go back to your log cabin and do it like bunnies on a seal fur rug.

Romantic AND Thoughtful.

Heed.
 
#19
Some really good ideas but i think she wants to go somewhere a little bit more romantic than newport pagnell truck stop blowing off fat truckers, although i think HTB might be up for that.
 
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