Romantic Novel Publisher Seeks Real Men

Discussion in 'The Book Club' started by Gun_Empty, Mar 26, 2007.

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    Step forward Cuddles. i can see it now......'Cuddles Opens wide and Says AAARRRSSSEE' :headbang:
  2. MDN! Your time has come...
  3. Biped

    Biped LE Book Reviewer

    She's just described every man that ever was. We are all godlike in our mind's eye.

    I personally have in my closet one large set of clouds, and a trident, just in case it rains a lot.
  4. Ohhh there are so many that would part with good money to see the finest from ARRSE on the cover of these works of deathless prose:
  5. I am a handsome devil, 'tis true but I have recently mortgaged my immage rights to a firm providing incontinence pants for plus size ladies, so regretfully Harlequin Publishing will have to seek elsewhere. Bat Crab or Ugly are both archetypal sex gods I believe or for pocket versions of their literature, flame and pink haired Celtic love master, The Matelot could perhaps be tempted out of semi-retirement??