The other half came back at the weekend after several weeks working away. Whilst he was away we kept in touch on the phone, making all the right romantic noises about what we'd do to each other when he got home. It was the usual marathon sessions achieving every conceivable position in every room, when in reality we both knew it would be a lustful 3 pumps and a squirt! Anyway being on a promise I thought Iâd better make an effort, I donned some clean knickers, shaved my tongue, trimmed my tash, squirted some Pledge under the armpits then seductively draped myself over the couch (NOT European holdy open) and waited. True to form he came in and delivered his promise, giving me the "time of my life"... (all five minutes anyway). As he lay there looking up at me, time seemed to slow as we gazed lovingly into each others eyes, revelling in the orgasmic pleasure we had shared. Just as I though he was about to tell me how much he loved and missed me as he stroked his hand softly down my cheek.... he paused for a moment then said "F.uck me, there was enough to fill a pint glass there" Am I the only one privy to such romantic behaviour?