Romance - Your Songs

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  1. Ok the title is slightly misleading, but bear with me.

    You know when you first meet you have all that luvy duvy bollox...holding hands, going at it like jack rabbits, and you have your song. Ours was some crap by Boyzone (I think) and then kids, inlaws and settling down puts things into perspective. So this song has now changed. My new one is:

    Toy Dolls - My wife's a psychopath! - YouTube

    Please take time to listen and share my misery.

    P.S. Why do women go loopy when they hit 40?
     
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  2. Women are loopy all their lives. It is we men who are too slow to notice this until about OUR 40th birthday. Hence our belief that women begin this strange process about then. They begin at about three weeks of age and improve on it for another eighty years at least - I know, mine is reaching 70 and she still acts strangely at times. Millions of years of evolution has gone into the development of the perfect woman. What a waste of those millions of years. It could so easily been spent on producing something useful. (any suggestions folks?).
     
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  3. Change it to "closer" by Nine Inch Nails. There's a touching love song there.
     
  4. Not being funny Punch but you mustn't go round exaggerating.....'3 weeks?' When that solitary sperm is making it's way down the corridor marked 'Nutter Outcome' That is when it starts .... 3 weeks.. Jeez!
    Also, you used the phrase 'At Times' when connected with the word 'strangely'. Just not cricket Sir.
    You do realise if you'd have murdered her 30 yrs ago, you would have been happy 30 yrs ago. Any time spent inside would have been deliriously happy knowing you were doing a ten stretch at the most? ....ish
     
  5. Highway to Hell AC/DC, sums it all up perfectly really!
     
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  6. Poetry about my ex!


     

  7. Initially - Without You - Neilsan?


    Middle Order - You don't bring me flowers anymore - Striesand?


    Now - Shud Upya face - Dolce
     
  8. In the beginning:

    Summat by Dido (her choice)
    Summat by Prefab Sprout (her choice)
    Summat by Cheryl Crow (her choice)

    Nowadays:

    Fuck You by Anna David
    Fuck You by Cee Lo Green
    Fuck You by Lily Allen

    I chose those. They're on disc for my funeral as well.
     
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  9. I have a rather short attention span when it comes to women. What can I say, I'm a cunt.

     
  10. The theme from Roobarb, believe it or not. A very strange woman, the Jade Dream. Even by the high standard of her gender.
     
  11. Therapy? - Diane

    A true love song


     
  12. Cold_Collation

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    Endgame?

    'She fucking hates me', by Puddle of Mud.
     
  13. Goldie lookin' Chain - Your missus is a nutta!

    Lyric extract

    I've never seen a woman make a f*ckin' skinhead cry,
    And I never seen a woman try to snap an arm with her thigh.
    Now I have and it's just across the pub,
    And the worst thing is she's takin' you home for a rub.
    You don't deserve it, you know it's a fact,
    But mix her up with booze, you got a suicide pact,
    2 tequilas and 4 vodka mules,
    She's a wrecking ball and her fists are her tools.

    We've all been there and know the type well!!
     
  14. Bravo_Bravos wife and daughter?