Discussion in 'Sick Jokes' started by NigG, Sep 29, 2011.

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  1. The Wife bought me a Rolex for my 30th birthday.
    "Do you like it" she said
    "Yeah it's great" I say, "It will remind me of your pussy"
    She laughed "Is that because it's exclusive and sexy"?
    "Nah" I said "It's because it's a bit loose around my wrist"
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  2. good one nicked