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The Wife bought me a Rolex for my 30th birthday.
"Do you like it" she said
"Yeah it's great" I say, "It will remind me of your pussy"
She laughed "Is that because it's exclusive and sexy"?
"Nah" I said "It's because it's a bit loose around my wrist"

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