Rogue tattooist

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Tricky1982, Jan 3, 2013.

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  1. Has "Steven Seagull", real name Dave Stewart, finally started up his tatooing business then?
  2. Hahahahaha.

    Be a tight cunt and go to a backstreet scratcher and that's what you get.
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  3. Considering the rest of her I thought that the tattoo was quite in keeping.
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  4. 300 quid to cover it up? If she'd paid £300 to a licenced tattooist, she might have got a decent job done. £50, what the fuck did she expect?
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  5. The tat looks a lot closer to Marilyn than that hound does.......
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  6. Takes all sorts...

    Today I saw a lad with both ears pierced (the little flappy bit on the inside of the ear, rather than the normal lobe or up the top of the ear) and his spine... not sure how that works, but he had a bar through hs skin in line with his shoulders.

    Another lad, seemed to have a pierced cheek... complete with diamond stud. I assume the same sort of appendage as a nose ring rather than an ear ring with a bit on the back!
  7. Too be fair, Jeff Jaguar (ex-tatooist from Aldershite) makes him look like Rembrandt.
  8. £50 for a tattoo from someone with no licence? She got what she deserved.
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  9. Oh I don't know, she bang tidy in piccy one. Except for a dodgy biro job on her arm.

    What's the thread about again?
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  10. She's met you then? :)