Rogue Squirrel Forces Down Plane...

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  1. An American Airlines flight from Tokyo has been forced to make an emergency landing in Honolulu because a rogue squirrel had managed to sneak on board.

    The squirrel emergency was discovered when, on the flight from Tokyo to Dallas, the pilots heard what has been described as a 'skittering'noise in the space above the cockpit.

    Subsequent investigations revealed that the noise was caused by an insurgent squirrel that had somehow managed to board the flight.

    The plane was forced to make a quick landing in Honolulu, Hawaii, as the pilots were worried that the squirrel could severely damage the plane by chewing through wiring.

    The passengers were taken off the plane when it landed, and were forced to spend the night in hotels while wildlife officials hunted down the squirrel. Eventually, they caught it, and – fearing it might have rabies – killed it.

    Hmm, insurgent squirrels. Whatever will the head of al-Qaeda think next?
  2. I fear this could be the sequel to Snakes on a Plane :roll:
  3. Tricky coves, squirrels. Tasty mind.
  4. Ive had enough of these extremist muslim squirrels, living off benefits over here and then spouting their hateful views. Makes me sick.
  5. was it a grey or red squirrel though?? Surely red squirrels are a repressed minority,and as such he should be lauded as a freedom fighter!
  6. I can confirm that it was indeed a grey... Terroist scum.
  7. Depends on which side of the fence you're sitting on, freedom fighter if you ask me...
  8. Saw one of the vicious, devious little bsatards lying (playing dead??) on the road yesterday.

    But luckily I spotted the shemagh it was wearing and fearing that, if I stopped to assist, I'd be jumped by a herd of the feckers, have the living shite kicked out of me, bundled into the boot of my car, driven off to fcuk knows where, then taken to some treetop retreat and held for ransom until my family collected enough acorns to secure my release.

    Immediately spotting the significant likelihood of that emerging scenario I drove over the fat tailed rat, blew its brains out of its arrse and got out of there pdq!!!
  9. You brave Sir, are a hero!
  10. Waste of a good meal!
  11. .....but grey's are American interlopers? Reds are indigenous. ..........That can't be right! :D Can it?
  12. squirrels are the Devil's oven mitts...
  13. Two of the bloody thinks tried to hijack my bike the other morning, one dived out at me just before a corner and the other was waiting just after, nearly managed to put the boot in but they were just to damn quick!