Rodeo sex !!!! Ye ahhhhhh

Discussion in 'Blue Jokes' started by dh647, Jun 12, 2011.

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  1. Do you know what Rodeo Sex is?

    Its when you mount your woman from behind, start going nice and slowly, take her hair and pull her head back slightly and whisper in her ear...

    "Your sister was better than you!", and then try to hold on for 8 seconds!
     
  2. Rod924

    Rod924 LE Reviewer

    The Zombie is much more in vogue
     
  3. You're a Rohypnol pusher and I claim my £5.

    Q
     
  4. Makes a change from, Catholic priests and choir boys!
     
  5. As in "Pass me another choirboy - this one's split!" ...
     
  6. I prefer the "angry pirate" or the "grizzly bear"
     
  7. Forgive me father, for YOU have sinned!
     
  8. When did dh647 get back from his interstellar holiday to Betelgeuse? :roll:
     
  9. Did you know that you can remove crayoning from walls or doors by simply heating them on a low setting with a hairdryer, then wiping off the remaining colours with a wet and slightly soaped cloth?

    You do now.
     
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