Rock n Roll my ARRSE

#3
What a poof.

I started drinking at 25
At least 10 years off the pace from where I come from.

I was swearing at people, smashing equipment and acting like a dickhead. I loathed myself.
Thats the whole reason to drink, you muppet.

At my worst I'd do maybe 30 pints of Guinness on a three-day bender.
Guinness is classed as food on a 3 day bender.

Not quite Ozzy Osboure is he?
 
#4
"At my worst I'd do maybe 30 pints of Guinness on a three-day bender."

Fanny
 
#5
That's just a fucking warm up the homo....

Wheres the snorting charlie of hookers upturned arses......

driving rollers into swimming pools....

this just confirms something I knew anyway, Snow Patrol are the latest in a bunch of whiny gay useless fucking bands writing dirges for couples to hold hands to...

"Chasing cars".... I wish they'd picked a fucking oncoming one............driven by the members of Keane who were also killed in the resulting pile up.
 
#6
Maybe it's just my sexual preferences but there's no way I would ever go on a bender.
 
#7
Altho I could be tempted t poke Dr Zoidberg



coat
 
#8
What a fucking hom. Try drinking like Lemmy you cunt! Then you'd, thankfully, die!
 
#10
Yes and I might have an occasional drink or three but NO benders.

Though I did find this: Parkhotel Bender

Go to Germany and go on a bender.

And stay in one as well.
 
#11
Glesga_short_bloke said:
"At my worst I'd do maybe 30 pints of Guinness on a three-day bender."

Fanny
My thoughts exactly, what a fcuking lightwight!
 
#14
Christ, He's having a giraffe isn't he? Perhaps ARRSE should extend him an invite to Army Navy Weekend just to show him what a proper weekender is.

If he can count the pints then he's not fecking drunk enough in my book...

B-T
 
#15
Not exactly John Bonham then is he?...................fcuking shandy drinking, waste of skin. Oh and by the way, your band is FUCKING SHITTTTTTTT!
 
#16
I've only been drunk once...


... started when I was 16, yet to sober up.
 
#17
30 pints in 3 days???

Ohhhhhhhhh rebel...... :roll:
 

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