Due to vast quantities of Havana Club Rum with me mukka Enrique, we got talking about his 'old country' and just how much of a cnut old Fidel was. Of course, I wasn't going to let this Jonny Foreigner say Fidel was a bigger cnut than our beloved PM, and after a few more doubles old Enrique agreed with me, Tony beats Fidel hands down where being a cnut is concerned - just how smug was I....! Well, until Enrique said, 'But Mugabe is a bigger cnut than B-Liar!' Game, set and match to the chubby Cuban in the loud shirt! So my question is, is there another person living on the planet now who's a bigger cnut than Mugabe and if so why! Failing that, anyone got an argument for why he who fcuks the wide mouth frog is more of a cnut than Mugabe.