Having recently moved in with the future BNM I have also been neutered and made to watch X-Factor (although I've just acquired Sky+ so she can record it and watch it when I'm not there). Apart from chuckling at Robbie gurning like a toothless farmer, the one thing I took from last night's show was this:
They voted out the fucking strippers!
The missus has been told in no uncertain terms that she no longer has any believeable excuse to make me watch another show.
Most of my favourite bands, Led Zep, Jimi Hendrix Experience, A*al C*nt, were ripped to the t*ts most of the time, but Robert reminded me of cousin of mine, off his nut at a wedding in Sligo singing Mustang Sally into an empty glass and sh*tting his slacks in a hotel corridor