Robbery Target Counter-Attacks With Hot Pizza

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  1. Mr. Eric Lopez Devictoria, a pizza deliveryman, was attacked by a pair of youthful gunmen in Miramar, Florida. He was able to escape uninjured after flinging a hot pepperoni pizza at them.

    "Police: pizza man's cheesy weapon foils a stickup" Dec 13, 4:20 pm ET

    Linked report doesn't disclose whether Mr. Devictoria had a permit to use the pizza as a weapon although his right to carry it in the line of duty doesn't appear to be in question.
  2. I went to a call at an Indian restaurant once where some blokes had kicked off. On arrival they were rolling around the floor holding their faces. I asked one of the guys who got there before me what had happened.

    "the waiter CS'd them"

    "they had CS?"

    "Yeah Curry Sauce, they threw a load at them"