Robber Armed With Sandwich Apprehended

[Not_Whistlin_Dixie]

A robber, armed with a ham sandwich molded into the shape of a pistol, held up the Humboldt Park Bar on N. Western Avenue in Chicago.

The robber was apprehended when he fell down on his way out of the bar.

"Robber Allegedly Holds Up Bar With Ham Sandwich"
http://cbs2chicago.com/local/local_story_326075957.html

 

[filthyphil]

If it was a ham sandwich it definitely wasn't a Heckler and Kosher!




I'll see myself out.

 

[error_unknown]

"Nobody move.... I've got a NAAFI Pork Pie and I'm not afraid to use it!"

"Get back everyone... He's not bluffing!"

 

[filthyphil]

A bloke over here did the same thing with a stale custard tart. He was charged with carrying a congealed weapon.

 

[Proximo]

A bloke over here did the same thing with a stale custard tart. He was charged with carrying a congealed weapon.

So it looks like he got his just desserts...

 

[cloudbuster]

A robber, armed with a ham sandwich molded into the shape of a pistol........,

Armed to the teeth, then.

 

[ugly]

A robber here in the UK got off a concealed weapon charge after attempting to rob a building society with just his finger pointing at the clercks from inside his jacket pocket. He was nicked for attempted robbery but got off the firearm charge, how could he be guilty of carrying a concealed weapon if that weapon is part of his body! By the way, here you can be had on firearms charges for pretending to have one, I really must stop pointing my walking stick at passing pigeons!

 

[hansvonhealing]

"Nobody move.... I've got a NAAFI Pork Pie and I'm not afraid to use it!"

"Get back everyone... He's not bluffing!"

Must be a suicide robber.......