Robbed and Loving It

#1
Truth is stranger than fiction.

In Florida, a young man of 18 was pedaling his cycle to work when he was accosted by 4 semi-naked women.. Three of them assaulted him and held him down while the fourth rifled his pockets.. Their take -$ 100 of his hard earned cash.

Cops have no leads as the victim was unable to describe his attackers. He reported he didn't get a clear look at their faces.

story on google somewhere just plug in Topless Robbers- Florida..

seems there's a rash of such crimes.
 
#6
I think its absolutely fcuking disgusting........




















...that the knobber didn't get any pics!
 

chimera

LE
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#9
Surprised that the "article" misses out the usual punchline
 
#10
Christ how fcuking dopey is that b1tch? 'I just have to apply this ointment to the back of your throat, your bumhole, your flange and then all over your boatrace!'
 
#11
So a bloke comes home with less money in his pay packet and makes up a story so his mummy doesn't find out he's been seeing a prostitute.

Hell, I'd pay four birds $100 to be assaulted and held down whilst they rub their tits in my face.
 

BrunoNoMedals

LE
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#12
BarkingSpider said:
So a bloke comes home with less money in his pay packet and makes up a story so his mummy doesn't find out he's been seeing a prostitute.

Hell, I'd pay four birds $100 to be assaulted and held down whilst they rub their tits in my face.
I got two to do it for £25. And I didn't get the sh*t kicked out of me either. And they rubbed their fannies down my face, too.

Happy days.
 
#14
asmallbrownduck said:
I would rather go to Haverford West than Florida for my holiday's.

Clicky
Stuff that I was drawn to this article by the illustration for some reason

Curvy
 
#15
asmallbrownduck said:
I would rather go to Haverford West than Florida for my holiday's.

Clicky
Please tell me that 'rape by deception' isn't a real crime?

"Don't worry love I'm not really sticking it in, it's just your imagination", could get me the jail then.
 

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