Rob Green

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  1. Did you hear Robert Green has undergone intensive training ahead of Englands next match Friday ? He had 3000 shots fired at him and didn't concede a single goal !............................. .............................. ..............Him and Emile Heskey have now rejoined the rest of the squad for normal training !! :eek:
  2. Was that classed as "hands on" training?
  3. I wish John Terry had shagged Rob Greens missus...........

  4. Sorted for you :)
  5. Apparently he tried to commit suicide after the match, he threw himself in front of a bus, but it went under him!
  6. Lets not forget the other 10 lackadazical cunts on the pitch :x
  7. God called on Freddie Mercury and said, Freddie, I always liked your music, I'm going to send you back to earth. What would you like to be?
    Freddie pondered for a moment and said, I'd like to be the England Goalie.
    Why? said God
    Freddie replied, I'll have ten areseholes in front of me, 50,000 pricks behind me and I won't be able to catch anything.

    I'm here all week.

    Oh, my coat, how kind.
  8. These Rob Green jokes are getting out of hand now.... in fact they are crossing the line!
  9. More England injury worries Rob Green is passed fit
  10. Steven Gerrard said: "The whole team is behind Rob Green."

    With hindsight, that's a good place to stand.
  11. Rob Green will be wearing a new colour jersey for the next match.

  12. As funny as Rob Green is to laugh at ...I'm looking forward to seeing how many Brazil put past North Korea tonight!!!

  13. No chance Quaggy. I think you'll find the 11 courageous heroes of the Juche Revolution will smash the Capitalist/ Imperialist lapdogs. In order to defend the people-centred socialism of our country and brilliantly accomplish the revolutionary cause of Juche, by winning the World Cup, the entire Party and all the people must unite firmly behind Comrade Kim Jong Il and loyally support the team, and thus his leadership. Loyal support for the team of 11 heroes, and Comrade Kim Jong Il’s leadership is the sure guarantee for continuing and accomplishing the socialist cause.

  14. So is that 3 or 4 then?
  15. North Korean television will in true Nineteen Eighty Four Style, announce that the glorious socialist workers football team have always worn yellow and blue football shirts and that the capitalist pigs have deceived them on their previous red and white kits! Voila!!! they top the group!